1. nasturbate:

    prosetitute:

    I’M DYING

    STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

    Reblogged from: vinebox
  2. misadventuresofawkwardblackgirl:

    Black women who judge other women for keeping their hair natural

    Black women who judge other women for relaxing their hair

    Black women who judge other black black women instead of supporting each other when we’re already in a world that continually judges us because of the implications of our race and gender

    Reblogged from: queeringfeminist
  3. stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

    stacksbreadup:

    This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

    Reblogged from: doctorgetoffmytrenchcoat
    • baby: m- Mama…

    • mom: you did it! your first words! oh honey get the camera!

    • baby: …just killed a man
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
    • Mama, ooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
    • Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
    • Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don’t wanna die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
    • I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.
    • I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
    • Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
    • So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
    • (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
    • Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
    • Anyway the wind blows.
    Reblogged from: mauridianhallow
  4. stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

    stunningpicture:

    Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

    Reblogged from: fromla2newyork
  5. frillious:

    camilleonart:

    Sleepovers.

    this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

    Reblogged from: mauridianhallow
  6. shadowstep-of-bast:

    carpeumbra:

    No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

    They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

    They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

    They were young adult rebels with a cause.

    where my punk-rock apostles at

    Reblogged from: doctorgetoffmytrenchcoat
  7. titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

    titsandtwosugars:

    I’m never taking it off

    Reblogged from: fromla2newyork
  8. jon-snow:

    god bless sdcc

    Reblogged from: doctorgetoffmytrenchcoat
    • author: he had dark hair, dark eyes, and spoke fluent afrikaans
    • fandom: *draws white guy*
    • author: he had delicate skin as dark as the night
    • fandom: *draws white guy*
    • author: her dreadlocks where thick and her skin was dark
    • fandom: *draws white girl*
    • author: they had black skin as smooth as-
    • fandom: *draws white guy*
    • author: they're black, they are literally black, they are not white, seriously. they are black.
    • fandom: ....
    • fandom: *draws white guy*
    Reblogged from: moon-and-stars-of-my-life
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